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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 17, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man is having problems with his thing which certainly had seen better times...

    He consults a doctor which, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years, your thing is burned out; you won't be able to make love more than 30 times!"

    The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is already expecting him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said. He tells her what the doc told him.

    She says: "Oh my god, only 30 times! We should not waste that; we should make a list!"

    He replies, "Yes, Ii already made a list on the way home; sorry but your name is not on it!"