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Not exactly current events, but still kinda funny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ranger.357, Apr 16, 2008.

  1. Ranger.357

    Ranger.357 NRA Member

    Aug 22, 2007
    WA State
    If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

    With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND you would have had $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg Plan:tongueout: