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Noah's Ark

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 13, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa
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    Noah's Ark

    Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark...
    ONE: Don't miss the boat.
    TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
    THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
    FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
    FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
    SIX: Build your future on high ground.
    SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
    EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
    NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.
    TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
    ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

    My instructions were to send this to people that I wanted God to bless and I picked you.
    Please pass this to people you want to be blessed.