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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 31, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip
    south, so they decided to go by airplane.

    When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying
    two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she
    asked.

    "No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."