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No smell

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 3, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, Doctor I have this
    problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never
    smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least
    20 times since I've been here in your office.
    You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent.
    The doctor says, I see, take these pills and come back to see me next
    week.
    The next week the lady goes back. Doctor, she says, I don't know what
    the hell you gave me, but now my farts although still silent stink
    terribly.
    The doctor says, Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's
    work on your hearing.
     
  2. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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