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No sex since 1955-

Discussion in 'The US Marine Corps Forum' started by lethrnk, Mar 1, 2006.

  1. lethrnk

    lethrnk Senior Member

    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
    hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
    extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
    something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It
    looks like you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
    "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
    everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand
    and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several
    times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
    said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

    The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
    voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."