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No Sex Since 1955

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jan 16, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    NO SEX SINCE 1955
    >>
    >> A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
    >> event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There
    >> was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies
    >> in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant
    >> Major for conversation.
    >>
    >> She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to
    >> be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
    >> "Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said,
    >> "Just serious by nature."
    >>
    >> The young lady looked at his awards and decorations
    >> and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
    >>
    >> The Sergeant Major's short reply was,
    >> "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
    >>
    >> The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
    >> conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up
    >> a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
    >>
    >> The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
    >> manner.
    >>
    >> Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you
    >> don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last
    >> time you had sex?"
    >>
    >> The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
    >>
    >> She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to
    >> chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I
    >> mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?"
    >>
    >> The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in
    >> his matter-of-fact voice, "You think so?
    >> It's only 2130 now."
     
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