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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Detectorist, Jun 11, 2012.

  1. Detectorist

    Detectorist

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    Last night I was playing chess with a coworker after work. There were these two pretty, but kinda plump girls drinking at the bar and being loud. They had what I could have sworn was an Irish accent.

    I'm a big fan of girls from the UK, so I struck up a conversation.

    I asked them, "So... you two ladies are from Ireland?"

    I could see immediately that I had offended them. The brunette said, "WALES!"

    I apologized and said, "I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?"

    Couldn't finish my game. My eyes were swollen shut.
     
  2. concretefuzzynuts

    concretefuzzynuts Brew Crew

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    I have to tell my British neighbors that. They hate the Welsh.
     

  3. mymini40

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    Now thats funny, right there.
     
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    LOL, I just borrowed that as my Facebook status and I'm already getting beat up! :)
     
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    Yea I made that error with a waitress decades ago...made the mistake of presumptively taking a guess at her native nationality. I guessed Aussie and she was a Brit. That didn't go over too well.

    Now it's a friendly, "Soooo...where do you hail from originally?"
     
  7. Detectorist

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    my line is " so where do you get that movie star accent?"
     
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    Good one.:rofl:

    A drunk walks into a bar, sees a beautiful woman, walks over to her & kisses her.

    She jumps up & slaps him across the face.

    “I’m sorry,” he says. “I thought you were my wife. You look just like her.”

    “Get away from me, you drunken slob,” she yells.

    “Wow,” he says. “You even sound like her.”