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Nine Phrases Women Use

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 26, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
    in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
    nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
    all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome', that will bring on a 'whatever'.

    8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ****** YOU!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
    wrong?' For the woman's response refer to 3.
     
  2. kirgi08

    kirgi08 Watcher. Silver Member

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  3. AV1911

    AV1911 Cali Girl

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  4. metro273

    metro273 Glock 19 Rocks!

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    My wife has used ALL of these phrases atleast once!