Nine Phrases Women Use

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 26, 2009.


  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
    in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
    nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
    all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome', that will bring on a 'whatever'.

    8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ****** YOU!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
    wrong?' For the woman's response refer to 3.
     
  2. kirgi08

    kirgi08 Southern Rogue.
    Silver Member

    Rachael mad at ya again.'08.
     

  3. AV1911

    AV1911 Cali Girl

    Guilty as charged on all counts...:supergrin:
     
  4. metro273

    metro273 Glock 19 Rocks!

    My wife has used ALL of these phrases atleast once!
     

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