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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 19, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    It was the usual scene in the City's Night Court,
    the Police had rounded up the usual collection
    of street walkers and brought them before the
    Judge; three stood before him, all arrested on
    the same corner. He asked the first *lady*
    what she had to say for herself.

    The woman was irate, "I don't know what all
    this is about your Honor. I'm a college student
    doing research for a term paper."

    The Judge sighed and said, "Well, Miss, I would
    have thought you'd done enough research' by
    now. My computer says you have two prior
    convictions. Thirty days and $250 fine."

    He then turned to the second *lady* and
    requested her to testify. The woman began
    crying softly and said, "Judge, I am just a
    housewife out getting a pack of cigarettes for
    my husband. I have no idea why I was arrested."

    This time, the Judge shook his head and said,
    "Well, young lady, the officer tells me that he
    saw you had a stack of bills along with the
    cigarettes to your 'husband' in his new Cadillac.
    Thirty days and $250 fine."

    He turned to the last of the trio and asked her

    The woman said simply, "I'm a hooker."

    Refreshed at her honesty, the Judge laughed
    and said, "How's business?"

    She sneered and replied, "Terrible, Judge, with
    all these students and housewives around, I
    can't turn a single trick."