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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by blueiron, Oct 23, 2005.

  1. blueiron


    Aug 10, 2004
    Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Pit Bull. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

    A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline:"Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws of Vicious Animal."

    "But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just assumed you were."

    Hitting the delete key, the reporter began: "John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."

    "But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responded. The reporter said, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you like?" "I'm a Texas Ranger fan and I really like George W. Bush," the boy said.

    Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again: "Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
  2. StoneGiant


    May 31, 2003
    Derry, NH

    Going to post this on the Politics board... where it belongs!


  3. Mathurian

    Mathurian Joyous Reaper

    Apr 9, 2002
    well, technically a lot of things (including most of the candidates)in the politics board could probably just as easily fit here classified as jokes