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News! Sex and alcohol make you happier than kids and religion, study finds

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by IndianaMatt, Nov 20, 2012.

  1. TK-421

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    Does not surprise me in the least. I always figured this was common knowledge. Look at all the kiddies dumping their kids off on their parents so that they can go out drinking and partying, and get knocked up again.
     

  2. SC Tiger

    SC Tiger Big, educated kitty cat!

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  3. snowcrash75

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    Thank you for using the term "News" in the title, Captain Obvious.
     
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  4. Gallium

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    Have sex 8hrs a day for 7 weeks and get back to me.

    Life needs balance.
     
  5. LASTRESORT20

    LASTRESORT20 LongTerm-Guy

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    Roger that.... a g r e e ...
     
  6. F350

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    Shineola!!! I did that study at my own expense back in the 80s!!!!!
     
  7. Wyoming

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    News! Sex and alcohol make you happier than kids and religion, study finds

    How do you think most people ended up with the kids.:whistling:
     
  8. TK-421

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    That's what the alcohol is for. :rofl:
     
  9. Gallium

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    ...and religion.
     
  10. wolf19r

    wolf19r Problem Solved!

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    this!
     
  11. HollowHead

    HollowHead Firm member

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    That dictates how many. HH
     
  12. milje

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    What if you get drunk and have sex in a church which results in kids?
     
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  13. HollowHead

    HollowHead Firm member

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    Then you're either David Koresh, Jim Jones or Joseph Smith. HH
     
  14. SMOKEin

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    2 out of 3 make you a catholic priest.
     
  15. frank4570

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    The pioneers in this field have found that balance is all of these things.
     
  16. JW1178

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    Sex and alcohol leads to kids and church.
     
  17. NeverMore1701

    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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  18. jfost11

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    And kids and church will drive you to alcohol and sex.