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Newfoundland Anniversary

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Jan 29, 2013.


  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner
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    Jarge was out shopping at the mall when he met his friend Kevin outside the jeweler's.

    Kevin noticed that Jarge had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.

    "So what've you just picked up, Jarge?" Kevin asks.

    "Well, now that you've been asking," replies Jarge, ​
    "it's me and the missus' anniversary tomorrow. ​
    And when I asked her this morning what she wanted for our special day she said, ​
    “Oh, I don't know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds.”

    "So what'd you get her?" Kevin asks.

    Jarge replied, smiling, "I bought her a deck of cards."​
     
  2. HandyMan Hugh

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    And that's when the fight began. :rofl:
     

  3. SCmasterblaster

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    But there were a lot of hearts, too. :cool: