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Newfoundland Anniversary

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. Jarge was out shopping at the mall when he met his friend Kevin outside the jeweler's.

    Kevin noticed that Jarge had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.

    "So what've you just picked up, Jarge?" Kevin asks.

    "Well, now that you've been asking," replies Jarge, ​
    "it's me and the missus' anniversary tomorrow. ​
    And when I asked her this morning what she wanted for our special day she said, ​
    “Oh, I don't know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds.”

    "So what'd you get her?" Kevin asks.

    Jarge replied, smiling, "I bought her a deck of cards."​
     
  2. HandyMan Hugh

    HandyMan Hugh NRA Life Member

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    And that's when the fight began. :rofl:
     

  3. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster Millennium Member

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    But there were a lot of hearts, too. :cool: