Wow... just wow... Epic internet lawyer fail. For fun, let's play a game. 1. Please identify the two-step analysis that applies to equal protection clause challenges. 2. After identifying said two-step analysis, please point to the specific portion of said analysis that is important in this specific discussion. 3. Explain the concept of suspect classification as it relates to an equal protection clause challenge. 4. Point to any authority that would establish a particular suspect classification in this case. 5. Identify the appropriate standard of review under current equal protection clause jurisprudence as it relates to the above.