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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 10, 2005.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    The Doctor told me, I should start an exercise program. Not Wanting to
    harm this old body, I've devised the following:

    Monday
    Beat around the bush
    Jump to conclusions
    Climb the walls
    Wade through the morning paper

    Tuesday
    Drag my heels
    Push my luck
    Make mountains out of mole hills
    Hit the nail on the head

    Wednesday
    Bend over backwards
    Jump on the Band Wagon
    Run around in circles

    Thursday
    Advise the President on how to run the country
    Toot my own horn
    Pull out all the stops
    Add fuel to the fire

    Friday
    Open a can of worms
    Put my foot in my mouth
    Start the ball rolling
    Go over the edge

    Saturday
    Pick up the pieces.

    Sunday
    Kneel in prayer
    Bow my head in thanksgiving
    Uplift my hands in praise
    Hug someone and encourage them.

    Whew! What a workout!
    Sounds like a good way to start a new year