A man boarded a plane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it into the crew's refrigerator. He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant to her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was most annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she got on the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand." Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them herself. Two lessons here: 1. Some men never learn. 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think.