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New mother-in-law

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 3, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa
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    A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang
    the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying
    on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
    perfume filled the room.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
    answered.

    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law explained.

    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

    Love dress? But you're naked!"

    "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to
    no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
    and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me".

    The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on
    her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the
    couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He
    walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

    "What are you doing?" he asked.

    "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

    "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"