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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Aug 29, 2004.


  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man
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    A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This
    new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.


    On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a
    wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he
    means business!


    The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"


    The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"


    Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the
    room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"


    With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza
    delivery guy from Domino's."