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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Mar 2, 2009.


  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner
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    HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A 'Rock Hudson ' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't

    A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another

    A 'Yasser Arafat' - really ugly and in the sand

    A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water

    A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed

    An 'O.J.'- got away with one

    A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver

    A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver

    A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good

    A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole

    A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right

    A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds

    A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read

    A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out

    A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist

    A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees

    A ' Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole