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New Ford Truck

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Skykevver, May 13, 2011.

  1. Skykevver

    Skykevver Proud American

    Feb 22, 2008
    Thomaston, GA
    Read on a Refounders page:

    New truck built by a company that didn't get bailout monies:

    I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck --- it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
    I returned to the dealer yesterday
    Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
    The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

    'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
    The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

    'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
    Came from the speakers.

    Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
    ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
    Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
    I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
    'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
    And nearly creamed my new truck,
    But I swerved in time to avoid him.

    I yelled, 'A$&ho1e!'
    Immediately the radio responded with,

    'Ladies and gentlemen,
    The President of The
    United States'

    Damn I love this truck....
    Last edited: May 13, 2011