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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 17, 2002.


  1. okie

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    A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud phart escapes her.

    Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

    As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

    Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

    He answers, "Madame, if you pharted just touching it, you are going to crap your pants when you hear the price."