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New bride

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 31, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A young man came home from the office and found his blonde bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers."

    "Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I've got an extra pair of pants for that suit."

    "Yes, and it's lucky you have," said the woman, drying her eyes. "I used them to patch the hole."