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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 30, 2003.


  1. okie

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    We have all seen the usual list of crossbred dogs....however, there are some
    new breeds out there you might not have heard of before:

    Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
    advisors.

    Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice
    of research scientists.

    Bull Terrier x ****zu = Bull****z, a gregarious but unreliable breed.

    Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

    Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.

    Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

    Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.

    Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh
    and clean as a whistle.

    Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

    Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

    Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but it doesn't seem to
    matter.

    Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.

    Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that
    philandering ex-husband.

    Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.