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New Assisted Living Plan

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Apr 6, 2012.

  1. This is an excellent idea!​
    Senior Health Care ​
    So if you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do?​
    Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. ​
    You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen in the ass.​
    Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! ​
    Need new teeth? No problem. ​
    Need glasses? That's great. ​
    Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. ​
    And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.​
    And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a nursing home.​
    Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore. ​
    Is this a great country or what?