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New Antibiotic

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 10, 2003.

  1. okie

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    At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic.

    "What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience. "Nothing we don't already have a drug for," the internist replies. "Well, what's so miraculous about it?"

    "One of the side effects is short-term memory loss. Several of my patients have paid my bill three or four times!"