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New Afghan Strategy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ron Aigner, Aug 30, 2002.

  1. Ron Aigner

    Ron Aigner

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    Jul 5, 2002
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    The latest strategy to drive the Taliban out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of: REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES.
    BILLY BOB, BUBBA, AND COOTER. Are being sent in and told five things.
    1. THE LIMIT IS TWO.
    2. THE SEASON ENDED LAST WEEK.
    3. THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN.
    4. THEY DON'T LIKE BEER, PICKUP TRUCKS, OR COUNTRY MUSIC.
    5. SOME ARE QUEER.

    THAT SHOULD JUST ABOUT DO IT.
     
  2. pistolwhipped

    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    Aug 3, 2000
    Tampa, Florida

  3. pistolwhipped

    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    Aug 3, 2000
    Tampa, Florida
    Here's a home made.
    The Sheriff in a small town walks down the street and sees a cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but a hat. He arrests the cowboy for indecent exposure.
    As he is locking the cowboy up , he asks him, "Why are you only wearing a hat?"
    The cowboy says ,"I was in a bar down the road a ways and this prudy little red head asks me to go out to her motor home .We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did.
    Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my shorts..so I did.
    Then she gets on the bed and looks at me and says in a sexy way , "Now go to town."
    And here I am ."