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Never Cheat On A Southern Woman...........

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 23skidoo, Jun 26, 2008.


  1. 23skidoo

    23skidoo
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    A Southern wife came home just in time to find her
    husband in bed with another woman.

    With superhuman stre ngth, borne of fury, and cutting
    firewood power, she dragged him down the stairs, out
    the back door, and into the tool shed out
    back of the barn.

    She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured
    it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up
    an old carpenter's saw.

    The banged-up cheater was terrified, and hollered,
    "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that
    rusty saw, are you?"

    The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put
    the saw in her husband's hand and said......

    "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go
    to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."
     
  2. Jazz5

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    Southern women are the best. Just don't piss one off!