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Neighbor hoses you down...what would you have done?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Droid noob, Sep 30, 2012.

  1. airmotive

    airmotive Tin Kicker

    Nov 19, 2007
    Debris Field
    Get one of those .99 squirt guns.
    Ring the neighbor's doorbell.
    When he answers...double tap to the forehead.

    Leave the gun.
    Take the canoli.
    Last edited: Oct 1, 2012
  2. CLoft239

    CLoft239 I Like Turtles

    Oct 30, 2011
    Oklahoma, USA

    Sent from the Titanic. I named my phone "The Titanic" so when I plug it into the computer it says "The Titanic is syncing".
    Last edited: Oct 1, 2012

  3. TheExplorer


    Apr 16, 2012
    I have neighbors who have the lovely "invisible fence" run right to the sidewalk. They get a kick out of letting their dogs out when people walking baby carriages or dogs walk by who then jump for their lives when they see the dog running towards them. Some let their dogs out barking all night long. In the end, the annoying dog's owner is to blame, not the dog. Some people can tolerate the barking, some can't.
  4. RCP


    Jul 2, 2007
    Celina, TX
    I'd figure out a way to shut the dog up but not before turning on my hose and giving the neighbor a taste of his own medicine.
  5. *ASH*


    Jan 12, 2008
    walk away , then wait a few years and flood his house . i always wait to get pay back . a dude caused me some trouble years bac k and i waited patiently 10 years to dish it back .
  6. TBO

    TBO Why so serious? CLM

  7. TKM

    TKM Shiny Member Lifetime Member

    Mail is known for spontaneous combustion.

    Sticking the hose through the mail slot is just a safety precaution. Especially at 0300 when fires are most dangerous.
  8. TBO

    TBO Why so serious? CLM

  9. G23Gen4TX


    Nov 9, 2010
    Last edited: Oct 2, 2012
  10. Clutch Cargo

    Clutch Cargo Amsterdam Haze

    Nov 29, 2010
    1. Borrow a fire hydrant hose and fire hydrant wrench from the city I retired from.
    2. Turn on the water cannon.
    3. Watch neighbor scream like a girl.

    That said, none of my neighbors have the fortitude to spray me. They all think I'm some sort of gang member because I'm a 3 piece patch motorcycle club member. Neighbors come to me when they need help. In return, they watch my place when I travel. Great little gig we have going.
  11. Clutch Cargo

    Clutch Cargo Amsterdam Haze

    Nov 29, 2010
    Good one TBO.
  12. PEC-Memphis

    PEC-Memphis Scottish Member

    Oct 19, 2006
    Doh ?

    I had a neighbor whose dog barked constantly, and lunged at the fence anytime I was in my own backyard. I asked the neighbor to do something about the dog, like put it in the house - at least after 9.00p. The neighbor's reply - "dogs are supposed to bark - he lets me know if some body is in the yard". I explained that if it barks nearly constantly - you don't know if someone is in your yard or not. He mumbled something and said "I still ain't gonna do nuthin bout my dog".

    Several calls to the police when the dog was barking after 10.00p finally resulted in some quiet some of the time.

    I moved - now my neighbor has roosters. :faint:
  13. Nine Shooter

    Nine Shooter Average Guy

    Apr 25, 2008
  14. Glockworks

    Glockworks Ready/Aim/Fire Silver Member

    Your brother has the barking dog. Tell him to shut the stupid animal up! He was wise to not further the confrontation, but had he done his duty and either brought the dog inside or shut it up, this would not have happened. Your brother's fault, 100%.
    Last edited: Oct 2, 2012
  15. TurtleBoy617

    TurtleBoy617 OoRah!

    Mar 5, 2006
    in MI we'd consider that spraying of water onto him as an assault if you wanted to pursue it
  16. TBO

    TBO Why so serious? CLM

  17. This, or just send dog to Guantanamo, terrorist will talk after hearing barking all day and night, it would drive anyone insane!
  18. Drain You

    Drain You NRA member

    Apr 25, 2012
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  19. While as a fellow member of the "crazy ex-wive/*****ty mother club" I do NOT encourage anyone to do what you did, but you sir DO have my respect for doing so. :)

    Trust me, I'd love to hose mine down too, I just would hate to live with the fallout (and I'm not talking legal either). :)