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Need a Push

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 28, 2009.


  1. okie

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    A man and his wife are awoken at 3 o'clock in the morning by a knock on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a stranger is asking for a push.

    "Not a chance" says the husband -- "It's three o'clock in the morning!" He closes the door and returns to bed.

    "Who was it?" asks his wife.

    "Just a stranger asking for a push" he answers.

    "Did you help him? she asks.

    "No I didn't -- it's three in the morning"

    "Well you've got a short memory" says his wife, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on holiday and those two guys helped us?. I think you should help him."

    The man does as he is told and returns to the front door and calls out into the dark "Hello -- are you still there?"

    "Yes", comes the answer.

    "Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.

    "Yes please!" comes the reply from the dark.

    "Where are you?" asks the husband

    "Over here on the swing" the man replies.
     
  2. tstanfield12

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