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Navy Seal

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 8up, Jan 21, 2006.

  1. 8up


    Feb 11, 2005
    Navy Seals are always taught

    1) Keep your priorities in order and

    2) Know when to act without hesitation.

    A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had
    completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a
    professor who was an a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he
    shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated,
    "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll
    give you exactly 15 minutes."
    The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by
    and the professor proclaimed! ! , "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
    It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his
    chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the
    platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat
    there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there
    looking on in silence.
    The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and
    asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
    The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting American
    soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an
    *******. So He sent me."