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Nastiest thing you ever drank.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Gonzoso, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. Gonzoso

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    Reading the smell thread I decided to pirate the topic a little.

    When I was in Ecuador we were visiting a village in the rain forest. We visited a shaman and his family and we learned about their customs and such.

    During the course of this they passed around a bowl filled with a thick alcoholic beverage. I was 17 and with a group of all women, except the guide who was a native man name Gustavo.

    The drink went around once and he began to explain what it was.

    The women would sit around an chew on yucca, spitting the chewed tuber into a vat. The vat of yucca and saliva would then ferment for 7-14 days, becoming an alcoholic beverage.

    Once everyone found out what it was they stopped drinking and pretended to sip it.

    The bowl went around way too many times and the natives began to get kind of funny, and our guide told us they would be offended if we did not drink their traditional beverage.

    Brazen with youth and the myriad of vaccines I had gotten to travel to Ecuador, I took one for the team and slugged the whole thing down. Once I began chugging it went down like a string of goop. The flavor wasn't bad but the texture almost made me gag, but I held it for fear of offending anyone and the night went on without any further nasty surprises.

    Since then everything I've eaten or drank has been a breeze.:wow:

    So what's the nastiest thing you've ever drank?
     
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  3. youngdocglock

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    Oh thats easy.

    A few years back.......7 or so. I was living waaaaaay up north near canada. And i was spending some time with this girl. Well i ended up at her house with a few of my military buddies smoking ciggs, drinking beer and shooting the crap.

    Well one of my buddies liked his chewing tobacco quite a bit, and had used a ordinary red solo cup for spit.

    We were rambling on and on for maybe 5 hours or so *wee hours of the night* and were pretty drunk to be honest.

    I asked the girl *lets call her sarah for effect* to hand me my beer.

    well she , being completely trashed picked up the wrong cup. And me......being equally as inebriated .....did not look in the cup. I made a toast to my former unit and slammed back what i thought was a 1/4 cup full of whiskey...........which turned out to be 5 hours worth of spit from my buddies chewing habit.

    I Ralphed all over "sarah". 3 of my buddies and my laptop instantly.

    It was not fun.
     
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  5. Slackinoff

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    Everyone is gonna say dipspit. I too have experienced that. I also chugged some rancid milk on accident right out of the jug. It was in the middle of the night after I made myself a PB&J.
     
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    oh come on now. thats my favorite :-D its the closest thing to motor oil i can drink without dying :rofl:
     
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    Orange nyquil

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    The juice from a Duck Embryo - AKA Balut.
     
  10. Slackinoff

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    I just shivered.....now that I think about it...I would rather take a swig of soured milk than that stuff or any Robitussin/nyquill. That stuff rattles my bones.
     
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    I dip, and on more than one occasion I have accidentally grabbed the wrong cup and...well...YUCK!
     
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    I've worked with many guys that chew and have seen them do the same thing. Watching them do that just churned my stomach!
     
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    Someone used my beer can as an ashtray once while i wasn't looking. Pretty unpleasant.

    My dad's Asian girlfriend put fish head juice in an ice tea pitcher before. That one caught me by surprise.

    And my dad was unlucky enough to drink a beer that a bee had flew into while we were camping before. While he didn't taste it, the end result was quite unpleasant. Bee sting to the inside of the throat. Luckily he's not allergic, but it was an unpleasant weekend still.
     
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    Brittany Spears bathwater?

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    A latte. Specifically, a morning latte that the girlfriend thought would make a great ashtray in the afternoon. Unfortunately for me, I was still drinking it.
     
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    One of the things you do to earn your Stetson is on your first dining in after the spurs ride they fill your Stetson with ... whatever they happen to have.

    I have no idea what was in it and, like ordering food in Thailand, I did NOT ask.