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Name firstborn Kimber?

Discussion in '1911 Forums' started by IndianaMatt, Jan 1, 2011.

  1. IndianaMatt

    IndianaMatt

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    So I was chillin at Casa De La IndianaMatt and the wife unit mentioned we might name our first born Kimber, since I am apparently so into guns. Your thoughts?
     
  2. Solid Snake

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    i think Wilson or Ed would be better...or if you wanted your kid to really be cool how bout Nighthawk...lol!
     
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  3. Hokie1911

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    That's gay as hell. I'd go with a more masculine name. Taurus. :thumbsup:
     
  4. Nickpisp

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    Just replace the recoil spring and hope like hell you don't have to use customer service. :rofl:
     
  5. rsxr22

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    MIMBER?? It's unique! JK!! You cant have help naming your pistol! Its gotta be something you come up with duh!
     
  6. Quack

    Quack Rent this space

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    sound's like a strippers name.
     
  7. rsxr22

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    Very true! I like!!!
     
  8. knedrgr

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    honor the great and name her BJ...I mean JB...
     
  9. 20South

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    JJ? = Jennings Jimenez

    Seriously, Kimber's kind of cool. My wife had Remington on the list for a long time for our daughter.
     
  10. BuckyP

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    Anyone ever see Nip Tuck? Kimber was the name of Dr. Troy's porn star girlfriend. :wow:
     
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  11. airflyer

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    Okay for a dog or cat ,but wouldn't ever consider a child with that name
     
  12. samuse

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    That would be the worst thing you could do to poor kid. At least name her after a quality firearm.
     
  13. jbclark187

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    Ya. I know a guy who named his daughter Kimber... Stripper was the first thing that came to mind...
     
  14. Goldendog Redux

    Goldendog Redux Shut your mouth

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    Do what you want but since you are asking...

    Kimber=fail
     
  15. Jim S.

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    How about Kimberly?
    A much more acceptable name and you both could know that the name really stands for a handgun.
    Helps the kid out and satisfies some weirdness in the two of you.
    Unless of course you move to Hollywood and become "stars", then anything goes.
     
  16. Jim S.

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    One more thing to consider;
    Most names eventually become shortened or abreviated so if it's a boy named Kimber he will eventually be just "Kim".
    Same with a girl.
    I've known two guys with that handle in my lifetime.
    Don't really know what their actual names were, or if they were really just Kims!!!
     
  17. MD357

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    I did know a guy that named his son Raider after the football team. Personally, I'd never name a child after a firearm, it's just too WT to me. Besides, if you name your kid Kimber, it's middle name is gonna have to be Jammer.
     
  18. brisk21

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    God don't do it. Just give him a normal name and let him be a normal kid. Im not saying your doing this, but I get sick of all these celebrities that give their kids obscure names like Apple or Pilot Inspektor. Its just the B.S. "Im special and so are my kids" attitude. Celebrities are bull*****.
     
  19. Jason D

    Jason D INFRINGED Silver Member Millennium Member

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    This..

    You don't want to be asking your son how many times he got his ass kicked today.
     
  20. Hound_dogs_01

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    All that comes to mind is "A boy named Sue."

    Alex