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Nagging wife

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 23, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While there, the wife passed away.

    The undertaker told the husband he could have his wife shipped back to the States for $5,000 or have her buried in the Holy Land for only $150.

    The husband thought for a moment and told the undertaker he wanted to send his wife back to America.

    The undertaker asked, "Why would your spend $5,000 to send her back when it would be so wonderful to have her buried here for only $150?"

    The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance".