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  1. dango

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  2. dango

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    I turned the light back on , so there !
     

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    GET A ROPE!

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    Is not your thread. :miff:
     
  4. dango

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    Then what is it may I ask ? Care to elaborate a hair or two ?
     
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  5. dango

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    Lights on and I guess this is an un-hostile take-over of sorts.
    I shall then be forced to question and answer myself .

    You don't want me to do that trust me , for you would see the bare bones of "dman" , beyond any pornographic image you can conjure up in your mind ! EEEK ! I just scared myself !


    EEEEKK ! :wow:
     
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  6. dango

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    Self, how you feeling today? What you been up to ?
    Self-Auh , I've been better but this will have to suffice.
    Self-Why you got to use words like "suffice" ?
    Self-Well, why shouldn't I This is my "MY" thing is it not?
    Self-Yeah but people don't always know what the hell you're
    Talking about half the time !
    Self-Why in the hell would I want people to know what I'm
    talking about? That would take all the mystique out
    of me you know ?
    Self- I here what you're saying but I don't get it ?
    Self-Now you get it , don't know what the hell I'm talking
    about do you ?
    Self-No i don't ???????????
    Self-Well , then let us then apply rational , physics perhaps ,
    Like gravity , It just is , got it ?
    Self-No I don't "got it " ? What in the hell are YOU talking
    about ?
    Self-I have no idea , what am I talking about ?

    I can do this for years , all the way BACK to when I was three years old,"First memory thing" ! Do yourself a favor !
    Well I'm back,had to check on something .
    Self-Do you think he will answer ?
    Self-He will cause I will not go away until he does !
    Self-Isn't that kind of ......rude ?
    Self-Rude ? Surely you jest ! I will have my answer , watch !
    Self-I think maybe you are a self centered bastard,so there.
    Self-Watch it there , she was your mother to !
    Self-Lets not talk about mother or I shall have to punch myself
    in the eye !
    Self-So , I am walking on thin ice, egg shells , what ?
    Self-Wow , this great therapy, I've discovered a gift perhaps?
    Self- Now that's deep, really deep , don't go there you know !
    Self-I got to take a break, Tired good night.
    Self-Good night back .
     
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    'nuff said

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    :yawn:....

    Good night....:)
     
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    Crap. Thread. Gotta sew the button back on Hubby's shorts!


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  10. dango

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    Self-Good morning to me
    Self-Speak for myself, I feel like "Road-kill" !
    Self-Dman,get my crap right,I'm still here !
    Self-Have I looked in the mirror yet ?
    Self-Yes and what about it ?
    Self-And what did I see ?
    Self-That I am still alive ,beat the odds,showed them they were wrong !
    Self-I see a pasta-salad with a turban !Tubes,wires,all we need i is cheese !
    Self- When all I have is lemons, lemon-aid thing ?
    Self-No , I have a friggen lemon with no sugar or water !
    Self-I need the meds. to kick in,bad !
    Self-Got that right , I am bringing me down,come on meds!
    Self-Need about twenty minutes more and all is good !
    ...................................................................................
    Self-I'm starting to feel a little better now,lets me have at it!
    Self- what do I want to talk about today ?
    Self-Anything but no politics or religion !
    Self-How about the replies I got so far ?
    Self-I fear I may be too late,sad really ?
    Self-I'm Polish,that means something , stubborn as hell !
    Self-I am right,that I am !
    Self- get my crap together and stand up and "LAUGH" !
    Self-What planet am I from ? Do I not see I can't stand up
    Shackled to the bed ?
    Self-Well,stand with my brain and fight this by the little
    limited means I have at hand !
    Self-I have something in me that scares me at times !
    Self-I know what I mean, scary crap, don't know when to
    quit.
    Self-Should one ever quit ?
    Self-Oh God,here I go again, a quest,a mission,.........?
    Self-I know these people are worth the fight !
    Self- OK,OK,OK, so let the fight continue ! Damn I am a pain in
    in the ass !
    Self-Caring, compassion, committed thats what I am !,
    Self-Do I ever shut up ? Why do I drive myself crazy ?
    Self-Because this the place I have chosen so have at it.
    Self-I know I will fight and stay the course,these people are
    worth this insane spectacle and know it !
    Self-Guilt trip ? Thanks,I needed that ! ASS !
    Self-If that is what it takes ,yes !
    Self- So , I want me to poke,prod,prick and continue this?
    Self-Yes...................................!
    Self-Remember what this is about, saving grace,a worthy
    Cause !The A-HOLES must go,not us,we're still human!
    Self-I am a bastard ,I make me think too much.
    Self-Hey watch that, the "punch in the eye thing" ?
    Self-One of two things will happen here,I will drive myself
    insane with this thing or they will be driven to respond!
    Self-Good point and I already am insane so what I
    got to lose ?
    Self-True that !
    Self-Well,I have just returned from the Lounge to find some "human"
    contact,wishful thinking ?
    Self-That has only reinforced what I am doing here! You people,
    the OAF , is what I need to let my hair down and chill !
    Self-I know what I must do , Keep on trucking !
    Self-What scares me though is that this is getting easier to do !
    I may well slip over the edge and never come back ! EEEK !
    Self-Any professionals out there ? Help me ! EEEK ! and EEEK !
     
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    I have heard of people talking to themselves. I may have even done this a time or two myself. but I have never heard of anyone posting to themselves in a message forum in the internet.

    Back away from the coffee and seek help. Both of you..........
     
  12. dango

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    Darwinism !Those that can adapt,"CHANGE",will flourish !
    Those who can not , will "PARISH", how you liking the changes Pal.
    And you obviously don't know me and how little your neg opinion
    Means to me do you ?
    This ain't the place of debate , go to the "LOUNGE" please and we can discuss this more like children there ! Thank you
    :supergrin:!:supergrin:
     
  13. Angry Fist

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    It's OK to talk to yourself, and even ok to answer yourself! Just don't ask yourself to repeat what you just said, again. :supergrin:


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    Thanks Danko. I hear ya. But I'm done. Have a good one!
     
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    Yo buddy , how you doing ? As you can see, the surgery was a semi-success . I had a tumor removed on my Brain last week
    and as you can see,they crossed some wires somewhere.
    Beats dying but boy do I feel sorry for you guys,they opened
    a door EEEEEEK !!
    Also,I have noticed strange side effects,I have an urge to fire bomb
    something and just spend money on everything ? Obama chip ?EEK!
     
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    What if I forget that I said it ? EEEK! This could end up like one of them VCR tapes stuck on replay EEEK!

    Let us hope for the best and that not happen ! EEEK !
     
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    Need a light for your molotovs? You look dumb just standing there holding them. :supergrin:


    Glad you're still kickin'.
     
  18. dango

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    As soon as I can stand , I will buzz you !:supergrin:

    PS; Am I the only one who thought the "SELF" thing was funny ?
    I will b***h slap the surgeon for you myself then !
     
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    I will let you all in on a little secret ? I am a physical mess right now and I really needed a laugh and I got one.

    That part where I punched myself in the eye , I laughed for a half hour I swear . It's really too bad I could not share that moment with all of you and after reading that, I may have to do that again some time .

    I was like ************, I had fun doing it .Good night all and come back !:supergrin: ^
    I can't say that ???????????
     
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