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  1. Huaco Kid

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    Yes. We suspect she may be retarded. (Ba-dum-dum-da-dum!)

    But, Jerry, be careful. If she suspects anything, she might fly into a rage, where she would have the strength of an ape, and no remorse. Jerry, not even a bullet would bring her down.
     
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    You stupid bloodfart.
     

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    "Principal Black Man...!"

    "Excuse me, it's Principal Blackman!..."
     
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    Wilford Brimley: “Hi. This is Wilford Brimley. Welcome to Retardation: A Celebration.”

    “Hopefully with this book I'm going to dispel a few myths, a few rumors.”

    “First off the retarded don't rule the night, they don't rule it. Nobody does.”

    “They don't run in packs. While they may not be as strong as apes, Don't lock eyes with them. Don't do it, it puts them on edge. It might put them into berserker mode and they'll come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows”

    “You may be screaming no no no, but all they hear is "who wants cake?'”

    “That's it for the celebration, I guess the most important thing to remember is they're just like you and me.”
     
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    "That's an ugly word, Mr. Blank!!"

    "Well, it's different when we call each other that!!"

    "May I please talk to the present Mrs. Blank?"
     
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    Decaf can be good, too.
     
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    Listen, Blank, It's been a long day.

    And we're all tired and full of chocolate and cheeses and fondues.

    But, it's nothing we can't shower off.

    I only meant to suggest that your unruly wives behinds can't be contained without my tutelage...
     
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    Is this a freak-out?

    Are you freaking on the Habidol?
     
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