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"My Dog"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Apr 26, 2011.


  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1
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    GENERAL PUBLIC NOTICE:

    Please be advised that I am sick to death of receiving questions
    about my dog who mauled:

    3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall,

    6 illegal ' s wearing Obama t-shirts,

    4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts,

    2 rappers,

    5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English,

    9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks,

    8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English,

    10 flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.




    FOR THE LAST TIME.......
    THE DAMN DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!!


    :supergrin:
     
  2. 6StringGeek

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    ♪♪ ...and a partridge in a pear tree ♪♪
     

    #2 6StringGeek, Apr 26, 2011
    Last edited: Apr 26, 2011