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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 15, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    If My Body Was A Car...

    If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

    I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.

    My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

    My traction is not as graceful as it once was.

    I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

    My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins

    It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

    My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

    But here's the worst of it --

    Almost every time I sneeze,cough or splutter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires...
  2. SomeDay


    Mar 15, 2005
    Some people call that age, others call it character.