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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 4, 2002.


  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner
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    HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    (This is sailor humor...... )

    Don't you just love CHIEFS!

    The servicemen were all standing at quarters one morning while they were stationed aboard the USS Adroit. A Lieutenant was doing the muster.

    "JACKSON?" "Here!"

    "KIBBEY?" "Yo."

    "STEPHENS?" "Present, sir."

    "SEEBACK?" Nothing.

    "SEEBACK?!" Still nothing.

    "DAMMIT.......SEEBACK!"

    The chief was standing next to him, looked over at the paper and whispered into the Lieutenant's ear, "Sir, turn the paper over!"