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Muslim Suicides.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Woodsman1, Feb 1, 2012.

  1. Woodsman1

    Woodsman1

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    Why Muslims Are So Quick To Commit Suicide.



    Let’s have a look at the evidence:



    - No Christmas?

    - No television?

    - No nude women!?!

    - No football?

    - No pork chops?

    - No hot dogs?

    - No burgers?

    - No beer!?!

    - No bacon?

    - Rags for clothes?

    - Towels for hats?

    - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?

    - More than one wife to contend with?

    - More than one mother in law!?! (OH! MY! GOD!)

    - You can't shave?

    - Your wife can't shave?

    - You can't wash off the smell of donkey?

    - You wipe your butt with your hand?

    - You cook over burning camel dung?

    - Your wife is picked by someone else for you?

    - and your wife smells worse than your donkey??

    Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??

    Well, No [bleep], Sherlock! It's not like it could get much worse!
     
  2. 1955mercury

    1955mercury

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    Nov 30, 2011
    It could get worse.

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