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Muslim joke.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by geminicricket, May 16, 2011.

  1. geminicricket

    geminicricket NRA Life member

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    I got this from dude at work who got this from his Palestinian wife who got it from an Arab friend of hers:

    George and Michael are walking across the desert.
    George and Michael are hot, dusty, tired.
    George and Michael see a mosque.

    George says to Michael, "Look, a mosque!"
    "Maybe we can get some help there!"
    Michael says to George, "OK, but let's assume
    muslim names. I'll be Muhammed."
    George says to Michael, "No way! I'm George"

    Arriving at the mosque, they are greeted by the imam.
    The imam says, "sala'am alaikum, my name is Muhammed, can I help you?"
    Michael says,"Sala'am, my name is Muhammed and this is my friend George."
    The imam says, "Happy Ramadan Muhammed! George, step over here and get yourself something to eat."


    (rimshot) Maybe we need a :rofl: in a dishdasha.
     

  2. jhoagland

    jhoagland That's right! Lifetime Member

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    I totally don't get it.


    I think I'm prolly happy about that too.
     
  3. Calico Jack

    Calico Jack NO QUARTER

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    The High Seas
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  4. bowbender7

    bowbender7 Silly

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    This requires some translation
     

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  5. THEPOPE

    THEPOPE Nibb

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    That was pretty good.........I always go to muslims when I want a great laugh....for they are durned funny pipple......


    I am out.......see you in Hell, Usama......:cool:
     
  6. AlphaTea

    AlphaTea Silver Member

    This is an Islamic funny,
    It was the Ramadan fast, so Muhammad could not eat.
    The Imam was still hospitable and offered the infidel something to eat.
    If Michael had said his name was Michael he would have been offered food too.
    The haha funny was basically "you tried to cheat Islam but you only cheated yourself"