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Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by dango, Jan 22, 2013.
So, do you have heat yet?
Wanna kill these ads? We can help!
That's ok by me though , I have the "fixxxxx-it guys" address
right here in front of me. Burn down his power pole , (Not me of coarse) then , shut the main "GAS-Valve off" , ( again , Not Me).Poor Poor guy , Hmmmmmm...!
Fires still going , not too bad today , warm front or something ?
All the way up to (+6 degrees-).....!
E Ploribus Unem...<---What ?
So cold last night my ,45-70,s turned into ,22-shorts.....!
Ammo shrinkage, now that is COLD. :brr:
I got me a tale whilst still in my youth of COLD you would not believe! I'll spare you and all the "SCRUTINY" that surely follows.
<--- has been cold
Texas Cold:--> Prepare chicken , place on hood of "Truck" , Baste generously , every 30 minutes ,turn , baste , Cook time , "depends on what temp of "Texas cold"..!
High Texas Cold; Turn every 45 min. , Baste..!
Low Texas Cold; Turn every 30 min. Baste...!
Mexas Style; Baste with Hot Sauce and Chillies..!
Texas Style; Big gun , anyway that there gentleman wants it!
Brrr! It's so cold , my out-door thermometer just *****slapped me and ran in the house..!
I'm gonna trick it though . I'm gonna hang it up-side down so's it'll think it's gittin warmer.
They don't call ME nothin fur nothin..! Hooo Yaaa..!
Hoping for you to turn from blue to pink soon.
I been watch re-runs of CSI so's I know how reap revenge on the "Fix-it" Guy., and not git busted,......still ain't come..! Good thing I'm a stubborn block-head , makes things a whole lot easier.
Still no furnace , no fix-it guy and at this point , I don't really care.
This is as good a time as any to check my skills and get that old lady through this as comfortable as possible.
I am more than capable and know that .She's sleeping like an 89 year old , 180lbs. baby and it makes me smile ..!
It's been a while , but not that long and you never forget what you already know . Armageddon , that would be me .
Hooo Yaaa..! I like it..! Cro-Armageddon-Dango , Mo Fo..!
Called two other companies to look at furnace..!
Maybe they will come , maybe not...!
In two days , they're talkin "Freezing-Rain"..! Living in the forest means for some , no power..!
If they need help , I will be there ..! If,n the fix-it guy needs help , guess what.......?
PS: It's 4:37 AM and I'm doin the Vampire shift , All is well..A-OK.
You gotta figure the furnace guy is pretty busy this time of year. I hope your wood holds out. I tried to heat our house once with 2 open fireplaces, when the power went out for three days. After that fiasco, I installed a gas fireplace upstairs, and an insert downstairs. I hope you have at least one modern air tight stove in there somewhere. If not, I feel for you.
I heard, last night it was so cold, the democrats had their hands in their own pockets.
Thanks for carring and yes , two of the three are pretty efficient . Just the one is hungry all the time.
Well, ^ That was funny,Polish and tired, took me quite a while to get it!........
And nope, no furnace yet,did get a polite phone call back saying he couldn't make till Friday,would I be alright, but,
For the nominal fee of 400% mark up,he could emergency
me! <--- What planet do I live on and why?
Be-Stoken..< Dieh-za-vue <--Now that was help from (spell-checker)
That joke is older than Dragoon44.
And it never fails to please.
Yes , Be Stoken...!
Well Thank you.,.I think..Hmmm..(who...you...are ) Hmm..?
Well really , thank you ,(WHOM EVER YOU ARE).!
Hang in there. It's friday morning work day somewhere.