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Murphies Law,Dang...!

Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by dango, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. smith10

    smith10 10MM WOOOOOOT

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  2. dango

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    NOPE...!
    That's ok by me though , I have the "fixxxxx-it guys" address
    right here in front of me. Burn down his power pole , (Not me of coarse) then , shut the main "GAS-Valve off" , ( again , Not Me).Poor Poor guy , Hmmmmmm...!

    Fires still going , not too bad today , warm front or something ?
    All the way up to (+6 degrees-).....!

    E Ploribus Unem...<---What ? :shocked: :dunno:

     

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  3. dango

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    So cold last night my ,45-70,s turned into ,22-shorts.....!:shocked:
     
  4. smith10

    smith10 10MM WOOOOOOT

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  5. dango

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    I got me a tale whilst still in my youth of COLD you would not believe! I'll spare you and all the "SCRUTINY" that surely follows.
    :supergrin: :dunno:
     
  6. dango

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    Texas Cold:--> Prepare chicken , place on hood of "Truck" , Baste generously , every 30 minutes ,turn , baste , Cook time , "depends on what temp of "Texas cold"..!

    High Texas Cold; Turn every 45 min. , Baste..!

    Low Texas Cold; Turn every 30 min. Baste...!

    Mexas Style; Baste with Hot Sauce and Chillies..!

    Texas Style; Big gun , anyway that there gentleman wants it!

    ^^.........:tongueout:
     
  7. dango

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    Brrr! It's so cold , my out-door thermometer just *****slapped me and ran in the house..! :shocked:

    I'm gonna trick it though . I'm gonna hang it up-side down so's it'll think it's gittin warmer. :supergrin:

    They don't call ME nothin fur nothin..! Hooo Yaaa..!
     
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  8. janice6

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    Hoping for you to turn from blue to pink soon.
     
  9. dango

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    I been watch re-runs of CSI so's I know how reap revenge on the "Fix-it" Guy., and not git busted,......still ain't come..! Good thing I'm a stubborn block-head , makes things a whole lot easier. :wavey:
     
  10. dango

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    Nope...!
    Still no furnace , no fix-it guy and at this point , I don't really care.
    This is as good a time as any to check my skills and get that old lady through this as comfortable as possible.
    I am more than capable and know that .She's sleeping like an 89 year old , 180lbs. baby and it makes me smile ..!

    It's been a while , but not that long and you never forget what you already know . Armageddon , that would be me .

    Hooo Yaaa..! I like it..! Cro-Armageddon-Dango , Mo Fo..!
    Called two other companies to look at furnace..!
    Maybe they will come , maybe not...!

    In two days , they're talkin "Freezing-Rain"..! Living in the forest means for some , no power..!

    If they need help , I will be there ..! If,n the fix-it guy needs help , guess what.......?:supergrin:

    PS: It's 4:37 AM and I'm doin the Vampire shift , All is well..A-OK.
     
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  11. Longhammer

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    You gotta figure the furnace guy is pretty busy this time of year. I hope your wood holds out. I tried to heat our house once with 2 open fireplaces, when the power went out for three days. After that fiasco, I installed a gas fireplace upstairs, and an insert downstairs. I hope you have at least one modern air tight stove in there somewhere. If not, I feel for you.
     
  12. Longhammer

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    I heard, last night it was so cold, the democrats had their hands in their own pockets.
     
  13. dango

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    Thanks for carring and yes , two of the three are pretty efficient . Just the one is hungry all the time.:wavey:
     
  14. dango

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    Well, ^ That was funny,Polish and tired, took me quite a while to get it!:rofl:........:supergrin:

    And nope, no furnace yet,did get a polite phone call back saying he couldn't make till Friday,would I be alright, but,
    For the nominal fee of 400% mark up,he could emergency
    me! <---:rofl: What planet do I live on and why? :rofl:
    Be-Stoken..< Dieh-za-vue <--Now that was help from (spell-checker) :rofl:
     
  15. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    :upeyes:

    That joke is older than Dragoon44.
    And it never fails to please. :supergrin:
     
  16. dango

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    Nope........!

    Yes , Be Stoken...! :faint:






    ......!
     
  17. smith10

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    ThatisfunnyrightthereIdon'tcarewhoyouare.:supergrin:
     
  18. dango

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    Well Thank you.,.I think..Hmmm..(who...you...are ) Hmm..?
    :dunno: Hmmm..?

    Well really , thank you ,(WHOM EVER YOU ARE).! :tongueout::supergrin:
     
  19. Longhammer

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    Hang in there. It's friday morning work day somewhere.