# Your Testimony in Court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together. # Always be sure to give the guy who complains about paying your salary his nickel back before you write his ticket; It will leave him with a better impression of your services. # The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service. # Nobody needs a cop while the cop is around. # Cops are society's Sacrificial Lambs. Hey, at least we're not their Jackasses. That would be the Brass. # Even when you're not on call, you're on call. Just ask the Sgt., who doesn't want called.