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Murphey's law for LEOs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Blitzer, Mar 19, 2007.

  1. # Your Testimony in Court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together.

    # Always be sure to give the guy who complains about paying your salary his nickel back before you write his ticket; It will leave him with a better impression of your services.

    # The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service.

    # Nobody needs a cop while the cop is around.

    # Cops are society's Sacrificial Lambs. Hey, at least we're not their Jackasses. That would be the Brass.

    # Even when you're not on call, you're on call. Just ask the Sgt., who doesn't want called.