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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 4, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Last summer, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run Jane
    kept hinting to Dick, her husband, that he needed to get it fixed.
    However, for some reason the message wasn't sinking in.

    She finally thought of a clever way to make the point. When Dick
    arrived home that day, he found her seated in the tall grass busily
    clipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

    He watched silently for a short time, then went into the house. Jane
    thought she had again failed to get his attention. He was gone only a
    few moments, and when he came out again he handed her a toothbrush
    saying, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep
    the sidewalks."
     
  2. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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