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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 18, 2007.


  1. okie

    okie
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    A small boy was pushing a gasoline-powered lawnmower down the street
    With a "For Sale" sign on it. A man stopped him asked if the mower would run.
    The boy told him it would so the man bought it.

    A while later, the boy was walking past the man's house and saw him pulling
    repeatedly on the starting rope with no success. The man noticed the boy and
    said, "I thought you told me this mower would run!"

    The boy said, "Well you have to use some cuss words to make it start."

    The Man said, "Son, I'm a preacher; I don't know any cuss words!"

    The boy replied, "You keep pulling on that starter rope and some will come to
    you!"