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Mother Nature

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Zeker, Jun 21, 2002.

  1. Zeker


    Oct 18, 2001
    Northern Va
    Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
    All of a sudden . . .POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature!
    Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for
    the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"
    Then POOF!....she was gone.
    After Dave got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend Fred. "Fred, where are you?"
    Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the ***** willows."
    Dave yells back... "Don't swing, Fred! For God's Sake, Don't swing!!