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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 18, 2007.


  1. okie

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    REJECTED MOTEL SIX SLOGANS

    16) We're working on that smell thing, too.

    15) Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.

    14) As seen on "COPS".

    13) If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the sheets.

    12) Not just for nooners anymore.

    11) We left off the 9, but you know it's there.

    10) You rented the room, now buy the video.

    9) Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.

    8) We'll leave the Lysol for ya!

    7) Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!

    6) We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*.

    5) It's Hookerriffic!

    4) Official Lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins.

    3) Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!

    2) Cheap and Easy -- Just Like Your Mother.

    and the Number 1 Rejected Motel 6 Slogan...

    1) We put the "Ho" in "Hotel"
     

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  2. vafish

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    That's a dirty crack.....


    ...Speaking of dirty cracks, How's your sister?



    Ohh that was a low blow......


    ........Speaking of low blow's, how's your brother.
     

  3. silentpoet

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    I like #8.
     
  4. silentpoet

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    I don't know, why don't you ask your dad:supergrin:
     
  5. The Pontificator

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    there's one missing...something about the odor of incense and curry at the check-in desk. :rofl:
     
  6. okie

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    That ain't no lie John :animlol: :animlol: :animlol: :animlol: :animlol: :animlol: :animlol: :animlol: :animlol: :animlol:
     
  7. Ian

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    Hey Vafish, don't spose you have a video of you falling out of that canoe?
    (I am hoping that you didn't hurt yourself)
     
  8. vafish

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    Huh????

    I'm missing something.