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Moses

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 1, 2007.


  1. okie

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    Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he
    Had learned in Sunday school.

    "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses
    Behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the
    Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea,
    He had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the
    People walked across safely.

    Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements.
    They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the
    Israelites were saved."

    "Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught
    You?" his mother asked.

    "Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher
    Did, you'd never believe it!"