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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 17, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary,

    wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

    The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife

    how she would like the body dressed. She points out

    that the man does look good in the black suit he is already


    The widow, however, says that she always thought her

    husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants

    him in a blue suit. She gives the blonde mortician a

    blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but

    please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

    The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her

    delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous

    blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits

    him perfectly.

    She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm

    very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very

    grateful. How much did you spend?'

    To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her

    with the blank check.

    'There's no charge,' she says.

    'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of

    that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

    'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing.

    You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's

    size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday,

    and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked

    his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing

    a black suit instead, and she said it made no

    difference as long as he looked nice.'

    'So I just switched the heads.'
  2. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

    May 24, 2000
    Now that is using your head!!