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Morris the senior

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nicko, Mar 30, 2009.

  1. Nicko

    Nicko GTDS FOR LIFE

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    Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A
    few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
    gorgeous young woman on his arm.

    A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
    really doing great, aren't you?"

    Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and
    be cheerful.'"
    The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
     
  2. metro273

    metro273 Glock 19 Rocks!

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