Yo mama's so fat... 1. When she got the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live. 2. When she hauls a$$ she has to make two trips. 3. When she dances she makes the band skip. 4. Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. 5. Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph 6. The back of her neck looks like a six-pack of hot dogs. 7. "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her buttcheeks. 8. The local restaurant has a sign: "MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY: YO MAMA" 9. When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. 10. When she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. 11. She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. 12. When she crosses the street, cars look out for her. 13. I ran around her twice and got lost. 14. She gets runs in her jeans. 15. Her driver's license says "Picture continued on the other side". 16. Her sneakers need license plates. 17. Her blood type is Ragu. 18. When she goes to a restaurant, she gets an estimate. 19. If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it! 20. She can't even jump to a conclusion. 21. She went to the movies and sat next to everyone. 22. Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.